Is it just me, or are there so many things wrong with this article that it isn't even funny? Must be the shoddiest, most assumption-ridden piece of reporting I've ever seen...and this comes from someone who reads the The Weekly World News for fun!

So, Ah-nold won the California Recall. Surprise surprise. I was pulling for the porn star from Florida, personally...oh well!

Life is pretty same-old over here right now, but I've got a busy weekend coming up. On Friday night, I'm going to a dinner-and-bellydance performance that a friend of mine is dancing in; it's supposed to be Indian food and some Indian-influenced dancing, which should be interesting. Saturday, I'm having some friends over for dinner, so the day will be spent in frantic housecleaning and cooking. Sunday is Myriam's monthly bellydance performance party, at which a few people from my class are doing solos. Myriam is bugging me to do one this month, too...I keep on putting it off for the next party, and keep on chickening out...sooner or later I guess I'll get my courage up.