Okay, this is too funny, and you all have to try it: point your browser to Google. In the search box, type weapons of mass destruction (no quotation marks). Then instead of hitting "Google Search," choose the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Read the page carefully....Go ahead, try it!

So, which crime would you think carries the longer sentence? Beating your wife, or spitting on a police officer?

Think again.

And then you can read some veeeery interesting revelations about the late Senator Strom Thurman.